"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush
"People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch."
- Jack Nicholson
"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus."
- Ozzy Osborne
"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
- Robin Williams
"I want my own billboard. I think it should be a very beautiful, extremely airbrushed photo of me, and the quote should be "Suck It!"
because that's my inner thought bubble."
- Kathy Griffin